10 Reasons why a kettle is better than a boyfriend

We had a kettle called Russell. He was the apple of our eye, the cherry on our cake, the salt in our Tequila. However, he was cruelly ripped from our loving embrace by our housemistress.
We will be re-united one day, Russell.

I guess you never forget your first love...

Anyway, we compiled a list of reasons why a kettle is better than a boyfriend:

A kettle will never stand you up

A kettle will never change your plans last-minute

A kettle will never ditch you to go hang out with the guys

A kettle will never tell you you look fat in your favourite dress

A kettle won't flirt with your best friend

A kettle won't check out other girls when it thinks you're not looking

A kettle will make you lovely hot cups of tea and never complain about it

A kettle will always be there waiting for you when you get home

A kettle will keep you warm on cold nights

A kettle won't forget your birthday or anniversary 

Well there's 10 we came up with, tell us if you have any more.

Russell is the only man we could ever truly rely on.

We love you Russell.

Always, Aoife ♥