Ponystep

SOMEtimes. i want to go and stick icecream cones to horses foreheads so they look like unicorns. sprinkle a bit of glitter on them, plait beads into there manes and they're ready to go. Your very own live mythological creature. yours forever!!

The mum and her mot went away to Buxton (i didnt even know it was a place, i thought it was just a brand of bottled water) to most likely get it on and see an opera concert featuring a famous bassoon player, (you know, they dont even sell popcorn at those things right?!) So when i got home last night feeling depressed because i bought three scratch card and didnt win a penny i found that my sister had cooked a dinner for me complete with a glass of wine and candles. i felt like such a classy bird even if it felt a little bit strange eating in a romantic setting with my 12 year old sibling. 

...a slightly less interesting week so far and i know you must be devastated that i dont have news of amazing shit that went down so fuck you. heres other stuff i plan to do.

-find the irish cobrasnake (this guy) and get snapped!

-have a pretty sweet skinny dipping party

-eventually win £££ on a scratch card since im pretty much addicted to them

-comb the deadlock out of hair, failing that, pimp it out a bit

-get one of those paper crowns you get free from burger king

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time to get low. do the tootsie roll

So christmas is nearing us and the family fights are getting worse and the shopping centres are getting more crowded and you're on the verge of hooking up with that guy who last time you saw, you insisted was an absolute creeper. Ahh keeping that ever-important holiday spirit alive. To deal with the following, I (as an expert in these matters) recommend you a) turn up your local christmas radio station as loud as possible to block out the fights, it also helps to sing too. B) go retro. Stay away from primark and river island and buy everyone a hidden treasure from oxfam (helps poor people too!) C) aovid those festive drinks at all costs, or just fuck it and fuck him. Use a condom though, those christmas love-babies are never pretty.
In other news:
My family have decided to have a vegitarian christmas, beans and rice galore. I think my mum has had one too many brandys in front of the fire..
I've been completely smitten with my family's tv and am amazed with all the channels available, therefore havnt read anything other than the occaisional article called something like "ten best ways to have an orgasm for the over 40s" in magazines my aunt leaves lying around. Disturbing.
Have gobbled numerous christmas chocolates/muffins/fairy cakes/biscuits. I can feel my arteries clogging. Well vif they're presents i can really turn them down now can i?


Hope your holidays arent as frazzeling as mine!
Love always, raya


P.s: i think ive gone insane. I was talking to my sisters toy unicorn today.